Lessons From a Giant Yellow Duck

Lessons From a Giant Yellow Duck

So, yeah...the giant inflatable pool float fad has finally come to my rock. I know, I know. For those of you who live in slightly more modernized locales (pretty much anywhere other than here), those...Read More
Catastrophes in Paradise

Catastrophes in Paradise

I had long heard rumors of the destructive nature of idyllic Caribbean islands. I don't mean the obvious threats like hurricanes. Even the most landlocked mainlander understands that particular concern. No, I am referring to...Read More
An Ode to Airco

An Ode to Airco

A little poem I wrote to honor the most wonderful invention in the history of civilization. Ever. 💙💜❤💙💜❤💙💜❤💙💜❤ If you live on a rock all the year, There soon comes a time you will know....Read More