A little poem I wrote to honor the most wonderful invention in the history of civilization. Ever. 💙💜❤💙💜❤💙💜❤💙💜❤ If you live on a rock all the year, There soon comes a time you will know....Read More
I have a confession. You may want to sit down first. Or not. Totally up to you. Have you decided? Are you ready? Here goes... Things are not always perfect in paradise. I hope I'm...Read More
When I first moved to my rock all those years ago, I discovered a miracle diet. It's true! Although I was already healthy and fit when I arrived (thanks to regular workouts in my overpriced...Read More
One thing I don't do very often when I'm home on my rock is go shopping. By shopping, I don't mean the "I really need to buy shampoo because, hello, next stop dreadlocks" sort of...Read More
Remember that 90s girl group, The Spice Girls? I had the pleasure (?) of chaperoning my daughter and her friends to one of their concerts back in the day. Yes, I got mom points. No,...Read More
So...because I don't have enough on my plate these days, I decided to take in a neglected puppy. This is officially a foster situation, but with the already abundant (healthy) puppy population waiting to be...Read More